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I suppose she’ll get a reality show out of this crap…
May 13, 2009, 2:04 pm
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Miss California…boo hoo….boo hoo…boo hoo…

Those mean and nasty liberals are out to get you aren’t they?  I mean really!  They made you take your clothes off and have pictures taken.  Then they forged your signature saying there were no such photos!  They are a hateful group aren’t they?

I’m so glad Donald Trump came to the rescue!  I mean really, who doesn’t know tasteless if Donald doesn’t?

Interestingly enough I met someone yesterday from the National Family Values something or other and they asked if I’d heard that “Miss California, the girl who spoke up for marriage was getting to keep her title?”  I replied, “Oh, you mean the one who took the naked pictures and lied about it?”  Their reply…”They’ve explained all that, she was young.”

Tell me that’s not a good time.  Who would have thought that the Family Values Anything would defend soft porn?!  What’s not funny about that?  I’m just glad they explained all that.

Now for the record, I support gay marriage.  Do I give a shit if Miss California doesn’t?  NOPE.  Not even one tiny little turd.  Do I care if she takes all her clothes off and has sex with an animal on tape.  NOPE, not one tiny bit.  Do I think that they are attacking her because she is a Republican-NO!!  Get a grip!


How Do You Like Me Now?

Uh…I don’t. 

Who am I talking about?  Michael Steele, the RNC Chairman.  Or as I think of him, the jackass that never shuts up.

Every time  I read something about him I think he can’t possibly come off any more idiotic than he already has…but then he always surpasses my wildest expectations!  Thanks Mike, keep it up.

Whose White House is it???

I can remember a time when you could actually tour the White House.  Hell, I took s, the tour in 1994.  I didn’t need a group of 13, 10, or some other absurd number.  I just requested a tour and gave some personal information-then magically I would show up at the White House and a tour guide would show a group of us around. 

First of all…isn’t the White House the peoples house?  As in you and me…and every other citizen out there?  Second of all…don’t our taxes maintain it?  Now I know the President and his family get to live there, great, but it’s still supposed to be our house! 

This is something I ranted about continually throughout the President Bush (43’s) term-well one of the many things.  And now the guy I voted for isn’t turning out to be any better about this.  What a disappointment.  I got up this morning and my husband was reading me some funny quotes from the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.  And President Obama had some good ones, so I got online to see what else I could find.  Instead I read some crap about LA in DC.  PUKE!  Take a look at what set me off!

So, do I vomit now or later.  It seems every day I read so and so is at the White House.  Tiki Barber, the Chicago Bulls, Toby Keith, Usher-who came to talk about malaria (REALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES USHER KNOW ABOUT MALARIA???, and Tiger Woods.  Ugh.  Double Ugh.  Then comes the White House’s Correspondent’s Dinner.  I mean really, what the fuck does Natalie Portman have to do with any of that?  Or Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  Or even better Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.  Ludacris???  I mean really.

Am I the only person toally disgusted that if you are an actor (not even a good one as demonstrated by the Moore and Kutcher entry), a ball player, or a rapper you can get into the White House?!  But if you are a just a tax payer and a good citizen (like me-ha-no I do pay my taxes, although I’m started to question why) you can’t get in unless you ask your Congressman a recommended 6 months in advance and you have a group of 10!

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