Smart Liberal and Female


It’s all in your perspective

I got this ditty in an email from a friend…wanted to share.  Thanks Annette!!

I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..

 

 

 

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic, different.”

 

* Grow up in Alaska, eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential American story.

 

 

 

* If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

 

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.

 

 

 

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are Unstable.

 

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.

 

 

 

* If you spend 3 years as a community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,  spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 2 years in the United States Senate representing a state of  13 million people while CO-sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.

 

* If your total resume is: local weather girl,  4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.

 

 

 

 

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.

 

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.

 

 

 

 

 

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

 

* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed 17-year-old daughter ends up pregnant , you’re very responsible. 

 

 

 

 

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America’s.

 

* If you’re husband is nicknamed “First Dude”,  with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

 

 

 

 

OK, much clearer now.

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2 Comments so far
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I love it. Thanks for posting your friend’s email!

Comment by D

Heh, that’s great… sadly, it’s not pure satire.

Comment by phoenixofdiscordia




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