Linda McMahon running for Senate in Connecticut….need I say more???  She apparently feels compelled due to “Washington’s spending”. 

Should I enter the entertainment field because of their crappy product???

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

Now some will ask why I’ve chosen to attack this particular group of idiots again, and well there are a few different reasons.

     1.  Because they are stupid,

     2.  Because they get so mad, and

     3.  Well…because it’s fun.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/09/12/tea.party.express/index.html

I mean really.  What the fuck is this all about?

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0909/27058.html

I didn’t see these fools up in arms when a REPUBLICAN President and a REPUBLICAN Congress were spending like mad and dragging us into expensive wars, did you?!

Miss California…boo hoo….boo hoo…boo hoo…

Those mean and nasty liberals are out to get you aren’t they?  I mean really!  They made you take your clothes off and have pictures taken.  Then they forged your signature saying there were no such photos!  They are a hateful group aren’t they?

I’m so glad Donald Trump came to the rescue!  I mean really, who doesn’t know tasteless if Donald doesn’t?

Interestingly enough I met someone yesterday from the National Family Values something or other and they asked if I’d heard that “Miss California, the girl who spoke up for marriage was getting to keep her title?”  I replied, “Oh, you mean the one who took the naked pictures and lied about it?”  Their reply…”They’ve explained all that, she was young.”

Tell me that’s not a good time.  Who would have thought that the Family Values Anything would defend soft porn?!  What’s not funny about that?  I’m just glad they explained all that.

Now for the record, I support gay marriage.  Do I give a shit if Miss California doesn’t?  NOPE.  Not even one tiny little turd.  Do I care if she takes all her clothes off and has sex with an animal on tape.  NOPE, not one tiny bit.  Do I think that they are attacking her because she is a Republican-NO!!  Get a grip!

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30718342/

Uh…I don’t. 

Who am I talking about?  Michael Steele, the RNC Chairman.  Or as I think of him, the jackass that never shuts up. 

http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/analysis-steeles-first-100-days-marked-by-strife-flubs-2009-05-09.html

Every time  I read something about him I think he can’t possibly come off any more idiotic than he already has…but then he always surpasses my wildest expectations!  Thanks Mike, keep it up.

I can remember a time when you could actually tour the White House.  Hell, I took s, the tour in 1994.  I didn’t need a group of 13, 10, or some other absurd number.  I just requested a tour and gave some personal information-then magically I would show up at the White House and a tour guide would show a group of us around. 

First of all…isn’t the White House the peoples house?  As in you and me…and every other citizen out there?  Second of all…don’t our taxes maintain it?  Now I know the President and his family get to live there, great, but it’s still supposed to be our house! 

This is something I ranted about continually throughout the President Bush (43’s) term-well one of the many things.  And now the guy I voted for isn’t turning out to be any better about this.  What a disappointment.  I got up this morning and my husband was reading me some funny quotes from the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.  And President Obama had some good ones, so I got online to see what else I could find.  Instead I read some crap about LA in DC.  PUKE!  Take a look at what set me off!

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0509/22316.html

So, do I vomit now or later.  It seems every day I read so and so is at the White House.  Tiki Barber, the Chicago Bulls, Toby Keith, Usher-who came to talk about malaria (REALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES USHER KNOW ABOUT MALARIA???    http://www.usnews.com/blogs/washington-whispers/2009/04/25/usher-teams-up-with-the-obamas.html, and Tiger Woods.  Ugh.  Double Ugh.  Then comes the White House’s Correspondent’s Dinner.  I mean really, what the fuck does Natalie Portman have to do with any of that?  Or Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  Or even better Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.  Ludacris???  I mean really.

Am I the only person toally disgusted that if you are an actor (not even a good one as demonstrated by the Moore and Kutcher entry), a ball player, or a rapper you can get into the White House?!  But if you are a just a tax payer and a good citizen (like me-ha-no I do pay my taxes, although I’m started to question why) you can’t get in unless you ask your Congressman a recommended 6 months in advance and you have a group of 10!  http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/tours_and_events/

Anyone else see a problem with this?!?

I am anti-establishment.  I wanted to share that little tid bit before I begin my rant. 

Remember MySpace?  Well I do.  Stupid.  Remember Facebook?  Of course you do, people are still talking about that stupid site!  When my friends start in on how wonderful Facebook is I used to want to scream at them you are in your god damned 30s let it fucking go, now I just feel my brain shut off and my eyes glaze over.

You know what Twitter is…is it the lazy man’s MySpace and Facebook.  This is where every idiot who thinks they are witty and “cool” goes to post.  My husband has Twitter…I personally think he is amusing at times, not as funny or as cool as he thinks he is, but amusing none the less. 

Any way…I just don’t get the fascination.  And I am soooooo sick of reading on CNN, the Times, or the Washington Post about the phenomenon of Twitter.  UGH!

Stupid or hateful…you be the judge.  So my husband and I are being silly and kinda arguing and kinda just making fun of each other and what does he go and do??  Well let me tell you.  He says, “You are big and gay.”  Not I am gay.  Not I am a big gay.  But I am BIG and gay. 

My response…after the righteous indignation….’”of course I’m big jackass, I’m pregnant!”

What a clown…

Need I say more?  Probably not, but I will. 

Talk about a boil on the ass of society!  Eat another cream puff!  Is he back on drugs…anyone else think he seemed a little over animated?  Compulsive liar.  Moron.  Idiot.  Hateful prick.

Okay, I’ll leave it at that!  I will say though, if this is what the Republican Party is offering…I say keep it coming.  We’ll kick your asses in 2010 too!  Fine by me!

So my husband knows I would never cheat on him, but if I ever did (I wouldn’t) or if I wanted to have adulterous lustful thoughts (I’ll cop to those)  they’d definitely include Senator Schumer!  I don’t know what it is about that guy, but for me he is hottie mc hot pants.  Totally does it for me.  And can I just say he looks better and better every day….sigh…

I may be adding to my lustful day dreams though.  I was on the Hill Thursday (ha-sounds pretentious doesn’t it?) and a very attractive man walked past me with quite the charming grin.  I smiled at him, hello any girl would, and thought man he looks familiar!  Well about 2 minutes later and confirmation from a stranger I was right.  It was none other than North Carolina’s Senator Burr.  Now put politics aside for a minute, that guy looks good. Tan.  Fit.  Handsome.  And well…a little bit rogue or naughty… 

Of course I came home and told the hubby I had a new fantasy.  I can’t decide if he’s amused or not.  He counted with I have the same about Nancy Pelosi.  I rolled my eyes and said those fantasies don’t count…I’m sure it involved feces.