Filed under: politics | Tags: Carrie Prejean, Donald Trump, Miss California, Miss USA
Miss California…boo hoo….boo hoo…boo hoo…
Those mean and nasty liberals are out to get you aren’t they? I mean really! They made you take your clothes off and have pictures taken. Then they forged your signature saying there were no such photos! They are a hateful group aren’t they?
I’m so glad Donald Trump came to the rescue! I mean really, who doesn’t know tasteless if Donald doesn’t?
Interestingly enough I met someone yesterday from the National Family Values something or other and they asked if I’d heard that “Miss California, the girl who spoke up for marriage was getting to keep her title?” I replied, “Oh, you mean the one who took the naked pictures and lied about it?” Their reply…”They’ve explained all that, she was young.”
Tell me that’s not a good time. Who would have thought that the Family Values Anything would defend soft porn?! What’s not funny about that? I’m just glad they explained all that.
Now for the record, I support gay marriage. Do I give a shit if Miss California doesn’t? NOPE. Not even one tiny little turd. Do I care if she takes all her clothes off and has sex with an animal on tape. NOPE, not one tiny bit. Do I think that they are attacking her because she is a Republican-NO!! Get a grip!
Filed under: election 2010, election 2012, politics | Tags: Michael Steele, republican, Republican Natoinal Committee, RNC, RNC Chairman
Uh…I don’t.
Who am I talking about? Michael Steele, the RNC Chairman. Or as I think of him, the jackass that never shuts up.
Every time I read something about him I think he can’t possibly come off any more idiotic than he already has…but then he always surpasses my wildest expectations! Thanks Mike, keep it up.
I am anti-establishment. I wanted to share that little tid bit before I begin my rant.
Remember MySpace? Well I do. Stupid. Remember Facebook? Of course you do, people are still talking about that stupid site! When my friends start in on how wonderful Facebook is I used to want to scream at them you are in your god damned 30s let it fucking go, now I just feel my brain shut off and my eyes glaze over.
You know what Twitter is…is it the lazy man’s MySpace and Facebook. This is where every idiot who thinks they are witty and “cool” goes to post. My husband has Twitter…I personally think he is amusing at times, not as funny or as cool as he thinks he is, but amusing none the less.
Any way…I just don’t get the fascination. And I am soooooo sick of reading on CNN, the Times, or the Washington Post about the phenomenon of Twitter. UGH!
Stupid or hateful…you be the judge. So my husband and I are being silly and kinda arguing and kinda just making fun of each other and what does he go and do?? Well let me tell you. He says, “You are big and gay.” Not I am gay. Not I am a big gay. But I am BIG and gay.
My response…after the righteous indignation….’”of course I’m big jackass, I’m pregnant!”
What a clown…
Need I say more? Probably not, but I will.
Talk about a boil on the ass of society! Eat another cream puff! Is he back on drugs…anyone else think he seemed a little over animated? Compulsive liar. Moron. Idiot. Hateful prick.
Okay, I’ll leave it at that! I will say though, if this is what the Republican Party is offering…I say keep it coming. We’ll kick your asses in 2010 too! Fine by me!
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, north carolina, Richard Burr, Senator Burr, Senator Schumer
So my husband knows I would never cheat on him, but if I ever did (I wouldn’t) or if I wanted to have adulterous lustful thoughts (I’ll cop to those) they’d definitely include Senator Schumer! I don’t know what it is about that guy, but for me he is hottie mc hot pants. Totally does it for me. And can I just say he looks better and better every day….sigh…
I may be adding to my lustful day dreams though. I was on the Hill Thursday (ha-sounds pretentious doesn’t it?) and a very attractive man walked past me with quite the charming grin. I smiled at him, hello any girl would, and thought man he looks familiar! Well about 2 minutes later and confirmation from a stranger I was right. It was none other than North Carolina’s Senator Burr. Now put politics aside for a minute, that guy looks good. Tan. Fit. Handsome. And well…a little bit rogue or naughty…
Of course I came home and told the hubby I had a new fantasy. I can’t decide if he’s amused or not. He counted with I have the same about Nancy Pelosi. I rolled my eyes and said those fantasies don’t count…I’m sure it involved feces.
Filed under: Uncategorized
Nope.
So I’ve been out for quite a while. A lot has happened!
First of all, I’m pregnant. Yay. Unfortunately I have been pretty sick. Boo! I’m convinced there is a Republican growing in me….and she is waging war from the inside. I keep telling myself I’ve got a while to fix that little problem!
Second of all, I took a new job. I am no longer a federal employee. Yay! I honestly thought the last job was going to kill me. I actually considered ways to hang myself due to boredom. My new gig though involves some lobbying so I thought I should give this up. Well I found I just couldn’t. So I’ll just have to be careful!
Third, I have a parent who has been pretty sick. It’s been hard to deal with. I guess I wasn’t expecting to have to deal with this kind of stuff this early. My mom’s only 57! Seems crazy. I figured by the time she got ill and needed care she’d be in her 80s and I could drop her at the nursing home anf foget all about it. I’m kidding, relax!
So needless to say with all the changes it’s been pretty hard to keep up…but I’m going to give it a try again!
Filed under: Uncategorized
My little brother brought his new girlfriend, Andy, home for Christmas. Which was nice. Okay, alittle awkward, but nice. So we are all sitting around the table and someone says something odd, and I say, “That’s bizzarro.” My brother says, “That’s Andy’s last name.” I say, “Ha, whatever.” He says, “No really.” I then turn red, and apologize immediately. She says it’s okay, but I have a feeling it’s not!
How’s that for uncomfortable bizzarro shit!?!?
